What Kind of Canadian Junk Food Are You?

FOOD & DRINK

By: Ashley Linkletter

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Have you ever asked yourself, "If I was a specific type of Canadian junk food, what would I be?" Maybe you've been described as being a "tad salty" by your friends and family (or maybe even "very salty" by people you aren't very close to). You'll find that in Canada, there are a  wide range of savoury snacks to match your salty attitude — Hickory Sticks, Hawkins Cheezies and a huge array of interesting chip flavours to choose from (ketchup, all-dressed, dill pickle, maple bacon, garlic toast and poutine, to name just a few!). Maybe salty is the last thing you'd want to call yourself if everyone knows you for your sweet smile and warm personality. If this is the case, we bet you're more along the lines of a Crispy Crunch of Coffee Crisp chocolate bar, a can of C'Plus Crush cream soda, an always-exciting Kinder Surprise or even a (very divisive) Big Turk bar.

We also know that you're a lot more nuanced than "salty" or "sweet" — you'll discover there are so many options between the two tastes! We highly recommend taking this quiz with a fun-size box of Smarties in one hand, a bag of Glosette Raisins in the other and a bowl of Pink Elephant Popcorn in front of you. After all, you might find it helpful to have the full Canadian junk-food experience on hand when answering these questions! 

When you're trying a new food for the first time, what is the first thing you notice?

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Just because you love junk food doesn't mean you don't care about healthy food! Which of the following nutritious snacks do you love the most?

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When it comes to shopping for junk food, Canada has plenty of different options. Where do you go when you're jonesing for junk?

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What is the one condiment you always have nearby? (Seriously, you keep a small bottle with you at all times.)

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Do you like to share your junk food or keep it all for yourself?

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You're eating junk food and watching a movie — which movie are you watching?

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Comfortable pants are a must when you're eating junk food. What do your pants look like?

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Which "Archie" comic character do you identify with the most?

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Pairing junk food with the right beverage is an exact science! Which drink goes best with your favourite junk food?

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It's Saturday night; what's for dinner?

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What dish or glass do you normally use to eat your junk food?

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It's always a good idea to balance out junk food with a piece of fruit. Which fruit do you typically go for?

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If you could eat junk food anywhere in North America, where would it be?

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It's date night! What are you up to?

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If you could have a cartoon character over for lunch, which one would you choose?

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You're going shopping at the mall this afternoon. Which store will you be hitting up first?

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What is your favourite time of day to eat junk food?

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Tonight, you're going to a concert you've been dreaming about for months. Who are you going to see?

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You always pack a mini-yogurt in our lunch. Which flavour do you normally bring?

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Sometimes junk food makes the perfect work snack. What is your job?

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After reading a food blog, you feel inspired to make some of your own junk food. What's the first recipe you try at home?

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To burn off some of the calories in junk food, you like to have a good workout a couple of times a week. How do you like to work up a sweat?

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Do you have a beloved pet who loves to share junk food with you?

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You're going out to a new restaurant with friends, but what kind of restaurant is it?

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Which Oscar-winning actor would you love to share your junk food with?

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You like to begin your day with a bowl of cereal. What kind do you always reach for?

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You take a night class once a week just for fun. What's the name of the class?

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When it's time to hit the sheets, you love to put on a specific pair of pajamas. What do they look like?

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What does your hair style look like on any given day?

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When did you first try what would eventually become your favourite junk food?

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